Most of these jokes came right off one of my favorite birthday cards this year! Enjoy!
You’re so old…
You remember when rainbows only came in black and white.
Your social security number is ONE!
You remember when the Dead Sea was only SICK.
You took your driving test on a dinosaur.
The rocking chair feels like a roller coaster!
Your back goes out more than you do!
The candles cost more than the cake.
“Getting lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot!
When Moses split the Red Sea, you were on the other side yelling, “Hey, we’re FISHING over here!”
Do you have more jokes to add?
Feel free to add yours in the comments below!